Jeepers. From the "nice problem to have!" file.
OK, got that off my all-too-ample-chest. On to semi-serious answers to Sidney's questions:
To increase breast size AND hip size:
1. Enhancement surgery
2. Pregnancy
3. Weight gain, if you have good enough luck to put it on where you want it!
4. Hormonal changes due to age or hormonal replacement therapy. (Do not even think about it without serious medical assistance.)
5. Age without any other help. Think the old National Lampoon joke: as we age, everything gets larger, hairier and closer to the ground.
6. Breast and/or hip padding. Check out any Fredericks of Hollywood catalog for some basic alternatives.
Breasts only:
1. Pectoral muscle exercises will help to accentuate what you have.
2. A really good push-up bra.
I'm sure there are a couple other alternatives, but bear in mind the simple reality that cremes, pills, rubs, electrodes and all that are 100.00% snake oil. Trust me - if any of them worked I know a very large community that would be instant customers.
Good luck!
Erica
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