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Old 09-23-2005, 05:11 PM
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Talking Testing Vocabulary

Warning - Please DO NOT look at the bottom of the page before you answer
ALL the questions

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as
intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long,
has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4) What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5) What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't
get one you can use your hands?

6) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

7) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on
others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after
they're married?

PLEASE SEE THE ANSWER






ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (fork)
6. (Almond Joy candy bar)
7. (last name)

So, have you got a polluted mind?

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yh lol it made me fink
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Ok, that was good...

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Funny........
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Is dat testing ur vocabulary?
I dont think so?
It was very funny
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i think i have a very polluted mind...
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very clever quiz... i have a polluted mind too.
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Lmao!!! I Love That!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dude
Warning - Please DO NOT look at the bottom of the page before you answer
ALL the questions

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as
intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long,
has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4) What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5) What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't
get one you can use your hands?

6) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

7) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on
others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after
they're married?

PLEASE SEE THE ANSWER






ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (fork)
6. (Almond Joy candy bar)
7. (last name)

So, have you got a polluted mind?


Ha ha ha! That was hilarious! Hey, I bet the first time you were asked those you would have answered the same thing I have! Except the "what starts with f and ends in uck", I already knew that, but everything else was so great!
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