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Warning - Please DO NOT look at the bottom of the page before you answer
ALL the questions 1) What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? 2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? 4) What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? 5) What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands? 6) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? 7) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? PLEASE SEE THE ANSWER ANSWERS: 1. (talk) 2. (legs) 3. (a twenty dollar bill) 4. (firetruck) 5. (fork) 6. (Almond Joy candy bar) 7. (last name) So, have you got a polluted mind? ![]() Last edited by dude : 09-23-2005 at 05:14 PM. |
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yh lol it made me fink
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Ok, that was good...
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Funny........
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Is dat testing ur vocabulary?
I dont think so? It was very funny |
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i think i have a very polluted mind...
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very clever quiz... i have a polluted mind too.
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Lmao!!! I Love That!!!
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Do you have anymore of those?
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Ha ha ha! That was hilarious! Hey, I bet the first time you were asked those you would have answered the same thing I have! Except the "what starts with f and ends in uck", I already knew that, but everything else was so great! |
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