Jokes

[alien]

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created you.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

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TEACHER==== Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS==== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !

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Police man==== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man==== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.

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Why does history keep repeating itself?

Because we weren't listening the first time !

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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

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An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.

A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings

that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"

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"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the

violin after the operation?"

"yes of course...."

"Great ! i never could before"

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Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeys

like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.

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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to

free u from darkness and if after you pray and your

still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

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[rinda]

funny....but I think I've read this before....but still.....its funny.....

[resha_v]

hehe...heard them too...but its still funny

[alien]

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."
"I m afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
"What?" asks Clinton, "Isn`t there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he speaks: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, that would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn`t be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"

[resha_v]

never heard that tragedy joke before...nice!

[rinda]

nice one, never heard that before.....LOL

[alien]

hey.....chk out this joke.........................Cyber Daddy "Daddy, how was I born?" Dad says: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male!'"

[rinda]

funnnnnyyyy....LOL

[angel]

why would guys nt mind their own business? ----2 reasons 4 it

1. no mind
2. no business

[Bipasha]

Great Jokes.I am waiting for more laugh.